Cursed Pizza

For the second iteration of making and eating cursed food, see Cursed Sandwiches

First pic is Otto's pizza

The Cursed Pizza of Jan 31st 2020
The Cursed Pizza of 31/01/20 has given first and second PTSD to a number of people both in the server and not. This pizza was created and eaten by Butter and Otto and was very delicious you should try it.

Ingredients
Core Ingredients: Pizza Base (Regular cheese pizza or homemade cornbread), Pineapple/Oranges or fruit of choice, Skittles or M&M's, Chimken ramen, Popcorn, Beverage of choice (Vodka/Gingerale are the OG) Optional or varied ingredients: Hot Cocoa Powder, Cinnamon, Mayo, Molasses, Syrup, Pineapple Juice, melted hard candies, Vanilla, Dill Pickle Seasoning, Ketchup Seasoning, Salt and Vinegar Seasoning, All-Dressed Seasoning.

Directions
Note: the directions to make this pizza vary on what you use and your method of creation, but this is the general course of action. Step One- Go and buy the ingredients needed (obviously) or improvise with what you have at your disposal.

Step Two- Make your normal pizza base either homemade or store bought. Step Three- Make your hot chocolate ramen. This is made by using hot chocolate as the water for your ramen (instant noodles work best). This hot chocolate base is variable and can include many things such as molasses, mayo, syrup, vanilla, or just hot chocolate powder. Skittles or M&M's Step Three- Make your hot chocolate ramen. This is made by using hot chocolate as the water for your ramen (instant noodles work best). This hot chocolate base is variable and can include many things such as molasses, mayo, syrup, vanilla, or just hot chocolate powder. Skittles or M&M's should be added to this ramen to make it pride ramen, or your skittles can be melted with some cheese (smells very nice)

Step Four- Make your popcorn. With your popcorn, seasoning is optional. What is required is your must soak your popcorn in a beverage of choice. Gingerale and Vodka was used originally, but it is up to you. All the popcorn must soak fully before taken out of the beverage. Step Five- Put the pizza together. Put the ramen, popcorn, and fruit of choice on top of the pizza base. A single slice of pizza is an adequate amount but this can be increased or decreased in size.

Step Six- Enjoy!

Remember that these directions are not concrete, and additions and variations were and can be made.